Jewish Catholic

Two Jewish men were walking down the street and passed a Catholic church. A sign out front says "Convert to Catholicism today and we'll pay you £100."

One man says "That's it, I'm converting now."

The other says: "What do you mean, you'd throw out your faith, your people, just for money?"

He says: "It's a lot of money."

So he goes in the church. His friend can't believe it so he waits outside. When he comes out he says "Is it true, did they give you the money?"

He says: "Is that all you people ever think about?"

Last modified: 15 Jan 2005 07:24