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Putin embarrassed to be Bush-like

14-Nov-08

Sarkozy meets Putin to discuss the crisis in Georgia back in August. Sarkozy tells Putin that the world will not accept any overthrow of Georgia’s Government. Putin is apparently massively unimpressed.

Putin: “I am going to hang Saakashvili by the balls.”

Sarkozy (in disbelief): “Hang him?”

Putin: “Why not? The Americans hanged Saddam Hussein.”

Sarkozy: “Yes but do you want to end up like Bush?”

Putin (briefly lost for words) [pause] “Ah — you have scored a point there.”

(Thanks to Mark Bernstein for putting me onto the original Times article).

RIP Tony Hillerman

27-Oct-08

Sad to learn that Tony Hillerman died. I liked his books, especially the slightly earlier ones. Jim Chee and Joe Leaphorn were good characters.

Menil Collection, Houston TX

26-Oct-08

MobileMe Gallery - IMG_0061.JPG.jpg Here are my jottings-after-the-visit thoughts on this gallery in Houston.

Set in beautiful old location, with old houses very like Manila as was. Trees, birds (Mynah?), fat red squirrels runing all over the place. Lawns. Manicured but not too much.

Byzantine Chapel — beautiful, but much less actually physically there than I’d thought. Christ Pantocrater staring from dome, gently madonna, Michael and Gabriel, John the Baptist leading the prayers below Christ.

Rothko — aaagh — all black and humming. Like 2001. Got out of there fast. Bamboo, tall, round rectangular pool with iron sculpture in middle (see pics).

Cy Twombly — most of it pretty dire, with those scribblings on enormous canvases, but the ‘blackboard’ pictures were different, like sparks of energy/life, traces in a cloud chamber, river running fast over stony bottom with traces of unseen things dancing around over the surface, boats at anchor (Venice), people in a cinema/theatre. Also, the brilliant quote from Archilochus: “In the hospitality of war we left them their dead as a gift to remember us by”.

Richmond Hall/Dan Flavin installation — left me a little cold. Lots of fluorescent lights in neat rows. Hmmm.

Main collection

  • Ernst exhibition shut.

  • Antiquities — Fantastic marble pieces from c. 2,700 BC from the Cyclades, delicate pieces that looked modern, very surprising. Later (700BC) Boeotian stuff much cruder. Fayum portraits. Lovely blue and white plate from Urbino.

  • Klee - line drawings, old skyscrapers, unfolding, Sand dune with flowers

  • Schwitters - merz, ocolate, bacco

  • Arp — blue with white and black, small

  • Picasso

  • Cezanne - Tholonet picture of trees

  • Picabia — Printemps, with lots of flowers

  • Leger — lots

  • Magritte — the world’s supply, inc “The Dominion of Light”

  • Calder — mobile large and small

  • Man Ray — photos, inc of solarised Lee Miller I think, and drawings

  • di Chirico — too much

  • Jackson Pollock — one, in the hallway

  • Rauschenburg — black, night blooming

  • Barnett Newman — blue Ulysses, also a thin red/black, a large white/black/white and a pastel green/black/pastel green

Renzo Piano building

New Riders of the Purple Sage

22-Oct-08

iPhoto-1.pngI love Westerns. Films and books. Grew up in the era when they still had “the Saturday afternoon Western” on telly and spent many a happy hour with Audie Murphy, Gary Cooper, Randolph Scott and Robert Mitchum. Rio Bravo is still one of my favourite films.

I’ve been dipping into Elmore Leonard’s Western stories for some time, now, and am amazed at the number of his tales that have been made into films, too, including the superb “Valdez is Coming”.

Leonard is marked above all by what he leaves out. “The Tonto Woman” is one of his later Westerns, published in 1986, is a wonderfully subtle story where just enough is given for you to fill in whatever blanks you perceive in your own way. No glib ending, no simple resolution. They’ve made a film of it, but it’s had poor reviews, probably because they have Hollywood-ized it. Shame.

Go read it.

What I did today

21-Sep-08

Today I have:

Trouts and Seasons of The Mountain Village - Paper Craft 1.jpg
  1. Done strict timing on G’s homework

  2. Tied some Bare Hook Nymphs, some CDC & Elks, and a couple of Bob Wyatt’s DHEs. My first ever dry-ish flies.

  3. Played with the kids in the park.

  4. Cooked adobong manok according to Neli’s proper recipe.

  5. Watched Buffy and Angel.

  6. Had some Burgundy.

  7. Avoided horribleness to a fair degree.

A good day.

Mobile Me

19-Aug-08

Quite apart from the fact that this whole “me” thing from Apple is embarrassingly named, it’s apparently not working very well.

I just had this message from Apple:

We have already made many improvements to MobileMe, but we still have many more to make. To recognize our users’ patience, we are giving every MobileMe subscriber as of today a free 60 day extension. This is in addition to the one month extension most subscribers have already received. We are working very hard to make MobileMe a great service we can all be proud of. We know that MobileMe’s launch has not been our finest hour, and we truly appreciate your patience as we turn this around.

Er, does that mean that those of us who were already subscribers will get an equivalent rebate on our annual bills?

Apparently YES.

Am I eligible for the 60-day extension? You are eligible if you are a MobileMe member whose account was active as of August 19, 2008 at 0:00 Pacific Daylight Time.

Well done, Apple, for (a) owning up to the problem and (b) actually doing something positive for end-users.

Not bloody “NoHo”

10-Aug-08

It’s really irritating that iPhone app Vicinity gives my home location as “NoHo”, an entirely artificial marketing construct invented by the likes of the Candy brothers to flog their loft apartments.

It’s either Bloomsbury or, at a (long) stretch, Fitzrovia. Or just WC1.

iPhone blogging

09-Aug-08

Just a quick try of the Wordpress blogging app for the iPhone. Checking stability.

Italy: Fishing the River Nera

29-Jul-08

undramatic action shotThe last three Summers have seen us in Umbria, spending the last week of the holiday in Spoleto. The most under-rated of the central Italian towns (save perhaps Ascoli Piceno), Spoleto has a marvellous duomo dating from the XII century, with painting by Fra Lippo Lippi amongst others, and a larger historical centre than nearby and more feted Perugia.

It also has one of the top trout streams in Italy just over the hills, in the valley of the Nera. And this year I fished it for the first time, on the No Kill section just near Borgo Cerreto.Tratto No Kill

A couple of years back, I went fishing on the Sorgue in southern France. It is a rather technical river and I was utterly hopeless, floundering around with no idea of the right flies (microscopic, by the way), best length of rod, best places to fish etc etc. So this time, I just bit the bullet and paid for a guide. I used FlyFishingItaly.com, and in particular Niccolo Baldeschi, an Italian guy who splits his time between Italy and Argentina, where he guides out of San Martin de los Andes. As he was raised in Montana, he speaks perfect English which is a bonus for those without the lingo.

The river itselfThe Nera is a beautiful spring creek-style river. Not more than 20-30 feet across in most places, it is densely packed with trees and bushes and presents rather technical fishing. Access to the river is awkward, as it has high banks and a profusion of brambles, and unless you know where the best spots are (another good reason for using a guide) it would be hard to chance upon the right holes to get down to the river.

The fish are smallish–this guy is fairly typical of the 8 or so trout I caught during the day (in truth, I kind of lost count, but suffice to say that it was a good day). Small denizen of the Nera Locals seems to use very short rods, of about 6-7 ft. I had a Sage ZXL 8′ for a 4 weight with me, which seemed about right, but you could use an even longer rod, and indeed my G2 8′8″ would have been just about right for the mends that are inevitable when you have a stream like this where you are often fishing across faster water into slots right on the far bank.

the CathedralSometimes, the river would open out a little into a sort of cathedral of trout and trees. Here the casting was generally easier, though any slight lack of attention would lead to a hook-up in branches or brambles, especially with a two-fly rig of large terrestrial and bead-headed nymph which is what I was using most of the day.

Heroical shot 1 As I normally fish alone, I don’t have many pictures of me fishing, so this is a rare “sportsmen as intrepid hero” shot. And yes, the cap is the only bit of Simms gear I own! I caught this fish in a large double pool, full of back-eddies and fallen, floating logs. It was a hard cast to reach the fish, into a slot between two trees that only left about 6ft of open space, and then brambles against the rock below which the fish was lying. Then I had to get him out over the fallen branches, and then avoid letting him slip into the very rapid current. So I confess to feeling a certain self-satisfaction at the point of this photo.

Another oddity of this spot was seeing a dead porcupine caught on the edge of the pool. I had no idea they had porcupines in Italy.

A deep poolAt other times, the river would pool in the body itself, rather than in side-pools. Here a lovely deep section forms, full of larger trout than are to be found in the shallower riffles. I had two of these, each about 14-15 inches, but could not get a much larger one, which Niccolo reckoned at over 20″, to climb on board.

By the time we finished this pool, with a streamside picnic at lunch, I’d been fishing for 8 hours sold, most of that time wading in fairly shallow but fast-running water. I was, frankly, knackered. Niccolo suggested that the evening would bring out the largest fish, but ignoble as it may have been, I was just thinking of that first nice cold beer waiting for me back in Spoleto and, more nobly, of the two hour drive that Niccolo had to his father’s farm in Le Marche. So we called it a day at 6.30pm.

This was hard, beautiful, Rolls-Royce fishing. I’ve never fished with a guide before and it was a massively self-indulgent experience having someone show you all this stuff, tie on the flies for you (I offered to do it myself, but he said it would make him feel awkward), step across the river to retrieve lost flies, tie up new leaders, compliment me on my outstanding (ahem!) casting, bring excellent sandwiches and generally make it all very easy. It’s not something you’d want (or could afford, at Euros 330 per day[!]) every day, but occasionally it’s great. The added benefit is that I now feel that I could go back and fish the Nera reasonably confidently.

A good day out.

Advice to youngsters

28-Jul-08

First off: Reputation, Posterity and Cool are traps. They’ll drain the life from your life. Reputation, Posterity and Cool = Fear.

Let me put that another way. Bob Hope once said, “When I was twenty, I worried what everything thought of me. When I turned forty, I didn’t care what anyone thought of me. And then I made it to sixty, and I realized no one was ever thinking of me.”

From Patton Oswalt