Mayfly time

by Jolyon on June 9, 2009

A couple of Saturdays back I was down at the Avon, on the SDFFA water, for some fishing. Ostensibly, it was a day of ‘dry-fly instruction’ though in effect there wasn’t much instruction. It was good to meet some fellow members, though, as I normally don’t see that many.

After a spell at Figheldean Bridge, three of us wandered downstream to the meadows and had a go at the trout which were now rising every 10 minutes or so to large mayflies as the evening wore on.

I like to keep a journal of my endeavours, even if it is only fairly sporadic, and sometimes it’s good to have a little sketch in there, too, as these tend to convey (to me, at least) something more, and more intimate, of the day.

avon-mayfly-afternoon-1 In addition to the first fish I’d taken that day, of about a pound and a half, I took another, nearer 2lb, and then back up towards the bridge another trout shot up from the depths and latched onto my fly. I let this one go back, though, as a tribute to the old river gods.

Tackle: Scott G2 8′8″, 4 weight and a large ‘found’ mayfly imitation.

A good day.

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Spring cat haiku

by Jolyon on June 4, 2009

Cool Spring morning
Sleeping cat twitches in bed
- an ecstasy of hunting

Competitive Ted returns

by Jolyon on June 1, 2009

At Oxford, there was a guy known as Competitive Ted because he turned everything, no matter how simple or trivial, into a challenge. He wasn’t mean-spirited or petty as far as I know, but rather seemed to have an endless boyish desire to turn everything into a race.

I was cycling along today and there was an older guy slightly struggling up a mild incline, ahead of me and also on a Brompton. I saw the lights change and knew that I could just make them if I hurried a little. I also know that if you get stuck at those lights, they take about 2 minutes to change, which would have been a mild bore. The other guy was not going to make it, so I took off and made it over the lights.

About 500 yards and a few lanes and streets later, as I was bimbling along, I felt a cyclist coming up behind me, so moved over to let him pass. Lo and behold, there was the aging cyclist, shooting past, determined to prove that he was faster than me, while steadfastly ignoring me. He had lycra trousers and the full GoreTex gear (on a hot and sunny morning), and must have been sweating up a storm.

But why bother, eh? It’s not a race. But you get this sort of petty racing all the time in London when you’re cycling.

The spirit of Competitive Ted lives on.

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This is by a long way the funniest thing I’ve seen for a while. From Infocult, via a tweet from GreatDismal William Gibson:

Mahler rehearsal notes. *IMPORTANT*
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Several weeks ago, we sent you a list of translations of the German markings in the Mahler. We now realize that this list contained many serious errors. These sheets contain the correct versions. So we don’t waste valuable rehearsal time on this, copy these corrections into your part immediately.

GERMAN - ENGLISH

Langsam - Slowly

Schleppend - Slowly

Dampfer auf - Slowly

Mit Dampfer - Slowly

Allmahlich in das Hauptzeitmass ubergehen - Do not look at the conductor

Im Anfang sehr gemaechlich - In intense inner torment

Alle Betonungen sehr zart - With more intense inner torment

Getheilt (geth.) - Out of tune

Von hier an in sehr allmaehlicher aber stetiger Steigerung bis zum Zeichen - From this point on, the spit valves should be emptied with ever-increasing emotion

Hier ist ein frisches belebtes Zeitmass eingetreten - Slowly

Haupttempo - Slowly

Noch ein wenig beschleunigend - Slowing down but with a sense of speeding up

Immer noch zurueckhaltend - With steadily decreasing competence

Sehr gemaechlich - With indescribably horrific inner torment

Etwas bewegter, aber immer noch sehr ruhig - Somewhat louder, though still inaudible as before

Alle Betonungen sehr zart - With smallish quantities of fairly mild inner torment

Gemaechlich - Intermission

Ganz unmerklich etwas zurueckhaltend - Slowly

Etwas gemaechlicher als zuvor - Slowly

Von hier ab unmerklich breiter werden - As if wild animals were gnawing on your liver

Ohne cresc. - Without toothpaste

Immer noch etwas zurueckhaltend - Slowly

Vorwaerts draengend - Slowly

Hauptzeitmass - Slowly

Allmaehlich etwas lebhafter - Screaming in agony

Ohne Nachschl(age) - Without milk (sugar)

Kraeftig bewegt - Slowly

Mit dem Holze zu streichen - Like a hole in the head

Mit Parodie - Viola solo

Sehr einfach und schlicht, wie eine Volksweise - Slowly

Daempfer ab - Eyes closed

Ploetzlich viel schneller - Even more ploddingly

Den ersten Ton scharf herausgehoben - Do not play until the buzzer sounds

Am Griffbrett - As if in tune

Aeusserst zart, aber ausdrucksvoll - Radiantly joyful, despite the itching

Wieder zurueckhaltend - Increasingly decreasing

Noch breiter als vorher - Better late than never

Nicht eilen - No eels

Allmaehlich (unmerklich) etwas zurueckhaltend - Much faster (slower) than conductor

Lang gestrichen - Heads up

Lang gezogen - Heads back down

Die werden allmaehlich staerker und staerker bis zum (fp) - In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device.

Sea trout: catch and release

by Jolyon on May 18, 2009

From the Salmon & Trout Association:

There is widespread concern that sea trout stocks are in a desperate state in most parts of the UK. Salmon farming has had an impact off the Scottish West Coast, but the problem is more complex than that, as populations have plummeted in areas where there is no marine aquaculture.

S&TA is asking anglers to think seriously before killing sea trout. We have urged in the past that all fish over 5 lbs be returned alive, as these are likely to be the multi-spawners which are so important to individual sea trout populations. However, several fisheries are imposing a total sea trout catch and release programme, and S&TA fully supports this approach UK-wide, until we know what is causing the problem. The Celtic Sea Trout project has gained funding, and other research initiatives are under way, but until they report, let’s be responsible, impose a voluntary precautionary approach and put all sea trout back.

Good idea, and one to be strongly advocated. As yet, it’s a bit academic for me since I’ve only been out for sea-trout on 3 nights in my life (2 separate occasions) and never even caught one, let alone released. I will, though, I will.

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Hardy Perfect/Barrio

by Jolyon on May 9, 2009

Note to self: Saturday, 9 May, 2009: Hardy Perfect has a Barrio DT4 line on it now.

The reel looks good and should pair well with the forthcoming Driggs River Special from nichobamboorods.

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Questioning mortality assumptions

by Jolyon on April 14, 2009

UPDATE (11 May 2009): I see that Tim Bray has just twittered about this — mild glow at having been slightly ahead of that curve (hey, it’s been a slow day).

Each day I receive an e-mail from Delanceyplace.com with an interesting non-fiction excerpt from a book or publication. The joy of this is that there is no particular theme–things simply pop up as and when and how the editors wish.

Today’s piece is a gem, and worth quoting in full:

“Three deeply misleading assumptions about demographic trends have become lodged in the public mind. The first is that mass migration into Europe, legal and illegal, combined with an eroding native population base, is transforming the ethnic, cultural, and religious identity of the continent. The second assumption, which is related to the first, is that Europe’s native population is in steady and serious decline from a falling birthrate, and that the aging population will place intolerable demands on governments to maintain public pension and health systems. The third is that population growth in the developing world will continue at a high rate. Allowing for the uncertainty of all population projections, the most recent data indicate that all of these assumptions are highly questionable and that they are not a reliable basis for serious policy decisions. …

“One fact that gets lost among … is that the birthrates of Muslim women in Europe–and around the world–have been falling significantly for some time. Data on birthrates among different religious groups in Europe are scarce, but they point in a clear direction. Between 1990 and 2005, for example, the fertility rate in the Netherlands for Moroccan-born women fell from 4.9 to 2.9, and for Turkish-born women from 3.2 to 1.9. …

“In some Muslim countries–Tunisia, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Kuwait, and Lebanon–fertility rates have already fallen to near-European levels. Algeria and Morocco, each with a fertility rate of 2.4, are both dropping fast toward such levels. Turkey is experiencing a similar trend. … Reports suggests that in Indonesia, the country with the world’s largest Muslim population, the fertility rate for the years 2010-15 will drop to 2.02, a shade below replacement level. …

“Iran is experiencing what may be one of the most dramatic demographic shifts in human history. Thirty years ago, after the shah had been driven into exile and the Islamic Republic was being established, the fertility rate was 6.5. By the turn of the century, it had dropped to 2.2. Today, at 1.7, it has collapsed to European levels. The implications are profound for the politics and power games of the Middle East and the Persian Gulf, putting into doubt Iran’s dreams of being the regional superpower and altering the tense dynamics between the Sunni and Shiite wings of Islam. …

“The falling fertility rates in large segments of the Islamic world have been matched by another significant shift: Across northern and western Europe, women have suddenly started having more babies. Germany’s minister for the family, Ursula von der Leyen, announced in February that the country had recorded its second straight year of increased births. Sweden’s fertility rate jumped eight percent in 2004 and stayed put. Both Britain and France now project that their populations will rise from the current 60 million each to more than 75 million by midcentury. …

“By contrast, the downward population trends for southern and eastern Europe show little sign of reversal. Ukraine, for example, now has a population of 46 million; if maintained, its low fertility rate will whittle its population down by nearly 50 percent by mid-century. The Czech Republic, Italy, and Poland face declines almost as drastic.

“In Russia, the effects of declining fertility are amplified by an [AIDS and alcoholism] phenomenon so extreme that it has given rise to an ominous new term–hypermortality. … It is important to consider what this means for the future of the Russian economy. Identified by Goldman Sachs as one of the BRIC quartet (along with Brazil, India, and China) of key emerging markets, Russia has been the object of great hopes and considerable investments. But a very large question mark must be placed on the economic prospects of a country whose young male work force looks set to decrease by half.”

Martin Walker, “The World’s New Numbers,” The Wilson Quarterly, Spring 2009, pp. 25-28.

Demographics is an utterly fascinating subject and goes to explain an awful lot in world history (sorry, for that sweeping generalization, but I don’t have the time at present to write a more fully reflective piece). It’s well worth reading Emmanuel Todd’s work, first on the collapse of the Soviet Union (which he predicted before the event) and later on the future of the US (which I suspect will prove equally prescient).

Star Wars

by Jolyon on April 5, 2009

I just bought the original (proper) Star Wars trilogy for the kids (ahem) and watching the first one reminded me of that excellent spoof for Tunes that appeared back in the 90s:

I love that. So totally British.

Boris on snow

by Jolyon on April 2, 2009

The BBC reports:

The committee asked Mr Johnson what action he had taken before he was made aware of transport problems on 1 February. The mayor replied: “I observed that it had started to snow.”

You can exactly imagine that.

Le retour de PocketBike

by Jolyon on March 30, 2009

The attentive reader of this site (i.e. me) will recall that I used to have a wonderful machine for zooming round town, viz PocketBike, my Brompton folder.

It was stolen just over 4 years ago and I have missed its charming whizzability. I never had a bike that I used as much as PocketBike–the Pedersen is grand, stately and eccentric (sometimes too eccentric), the Thorn XTC tourer is, well, a tourer (though utterly wonderful) and the Condor can be just too skittish, a bit like a TVR: great fun in small bursts but not something you’d want to drive every day round central London. But with PocketBike, you just go. No special clothes, no tricks, no unpleasant bending. If it rains, just fold ‘er up and jump in a taxi. Feel like going further afield? No problemo — cycle down to the train station, hop on a train and zoom off at the other end.

So yesterday I went round to Evans and bought PocketBike 2: Le retour de Martin PocketBike. It’s a particularly beautiful one, to my eyes, finished in a glossy gun-metal gray with the brazings showing through.

I’m happy. And I bought an Arc’Teryx Gamma MX Hoody, which again, I’ve been after for about 3 years.

Very happy.

UPDATE [2 April 2009] — a guy called Mark was in the bike shop looking for a single-speed cycle to take to Lisbon. To cut a long story short, he bought my Condor (at a super-bargain-basement price, I should add, but it was easier than eBaying it) and the money went to offset PocketBike 2 costs. Result for all concerned!